Friday, August 19, 2011

Harry Rotter to Reappear

OK, actually, Harry Rotter has yet to appear. But we are working on it. Anything to cash in on this fad. Keep your eyes on this website. And send us money. Why? Because we ask you, polietly.

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Buy a Stick, I Mean, Wand

We are selling wands. Yeah, they're just sticks and they don't do anything. No magic is guaranteed with your stick. Also, do not try flying from the top of a roof or anything like that. Send us $35, and we will send you a stick. You in England, figure out yourself what the exchange rate and send of $35 worth of your money, plus $25 for international shipping and handling, and you will get a wand. Have hours of fun running around the streets waving a stick. You won't look like a geek, honest.

Monday, July 11, 2011