We are selling wands. Yeah, they're just sticks and they don't do anything. No magic is guaranteed with your stick. Also, do not try flying from the top of a roof or anything like that. Send us $35, and we will send you a stick. You in England, figure out yourself what the exchange rate and send of $35 worth of your money, plus $25 for international shipping and handling, and you will get a wand. Have hours of fun running around the streets waving a stick. You won't look like a geek, honest.